Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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DealerCamel 2
She could've just said "I have a boyfriend," I suppose. But that would have made too much sense.
FMLemur 4
Severe cockblockage.
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Comments (108)
nowthenagain10 8
I do this all the time haha its not nice, but it shows my bf i dont hide stuff like that from him.
Attica 20
There's something wrong when you have to pull something like this to prove you don't hide things in a relationship. So, instead of being straightforward and honest, and letting him know you already have a boyfriend, you embarrass the poor guy for your own selfish reasons. You are either a complete coward, lack the metaphorical balls to tell the truth, or have a serious problem with the unappealing quality of Super Bitch Mode. This response goes both to you and to the girl who did that to the OP.
bigfootep 4
What a bitch
Taatertotiscool 0
I feel you bro, ..
haileyblows 7
what a biotch. why couldnt she have just told you she had a boyfriend..?
MrGroovy28 7
Well good for you for following your gutsy instinct! She's obviously a bitch for giving out her man's number and a sucker for drama. Hopefully he doesn't want to confront you.
silverrow 3
What a bitch...she could have just told you she had a boyfriend.
shahroni1 3
ask her to give her girlfriends number.
stevenmx86 8
Are you desperate much? Send her plural "messages" before she even responds the first time?
PYLrulz 17
What a cuntbag. Ladies, if you don't want a man, straight up tell him. Don't do stupid shit like that.
ThespianKnight 4
If you have guts, don't text, go up to her and spill your guts to a girl. But now you can save them, since this girl is a real bitch.