Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Top comments
folfin 0
no, sounds like you just fired yourself.
Freeze_fml 17
Show up tomorrow and if he asks why say it's because he hired you.
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Comments (88)
shaniecerb 0
that made me laugh..if u try to imagine it happening,its funny.well,the akward silence part and then the dial tone..funny
rawrxchuck 0
you should have said, "because I didnt know what time you wanted me to come in"
kylek61294 1
*"Cause I hate you and I quit!"
HelloNoora1 0
what if he fired her because of missing that day?
pike1346 3
he must have been loaded up.
codyFML 0
that's not a FML? that's a fail on your bosses part?
Leota_fml 5
He seems like a dumb asshole, jst my opinion though.
silversonic75 6
If your boss forget they fired you yesterday, then it might be better not to work for them. What if they also forgot to pay you? I bet Donald Trump does the same thing to people all the time.
razzl3erry 6
These commenters are the idiots. If you had went back, your boss would have remembered he fired you. He probably would have fired you again.
blackwidowtaco 31
You should of made up something to say. Maybe then you'd still possibly have your job.