Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
That's when you show them a copy of the report, and if they don't change it, sue for wrongful termination.
Erindub 0
I think 1/2 of the posted FML's could be turned around if the OP took the time to explain the situation fully and/or rationally. This FML is just another one of those posts.
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Comments (44)
mdjn09 0
hot girl who loves to **** call 18183917067
h8orade 0
should pack your lunch from now on hahahahahahahaha
itsallbs 0
This story is BS. Your name was on the layoff list. Don't make up stories about it to drum up sympathy. Liar!
GodsOfWrath 0
I know how you feel.. I've been rear ended in the rain by my step father, multiple times.
BakerMan_fml 0
Wow, seek help immediately!
spinky_fml 0
fake. 1 picture of the accident solves your problem. people on this site are retarded if they blieve half these stories
leoofbodom 0
these "something bad happened, then i got rear ended" FMLs are getting old
guy_on_the_couch 0
I'm not trying to be a douche, but YDI for not calling your boss when it happened and telling him/her. At the same time though, I probably wouldn't think about it because I would be too pissed I got rear ended.
melyeah 9
why didnt u call your boss during the accident? if u were too busy to even think about work, im sure it would cross your mind at least once in an hour and a half.
buisterr 0
you should've called your boss.
bluevayero 42
sue them and if it doesnt work just kick the hell out of them. u miht feel a little better after