tcm123
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Champaign, United States
Make it stop
Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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nephilim241 19
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
EpicSquishii 21
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
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Comments (69)
mrz1177 11
That's beeping terrible
BossPathfinderGM 14
Call the office and hold the phone where they can hear the beep. Don't say anything at first, just let them listen. After thirty seconds say "Fix it!"
patrickalamo 48
Sledgehammer
KMtheDrummer 6
This was beautifully worded.
dunebro 15
Have they tried turning it off and on again?
Cainicide 5
What the BEEP do they think they are BEEPing doing?
LetThereBeFMLs 10
At least you won't go nuts right? ..... Uhhhh...Why are you holding that pick axe like that and staring at me weirdly?
giomono 4
That sucks
carsonphillips 7
What a wonderfully worded FML. I am so sorry, OP, but the way you worded this is both intelligent and hilarious. Absolutely brilliant.
panicsdisaster 17
Why don't you just fix it with a hammer?