tcm123
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Champaign, United States
Make it stop
Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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nephilim241 19
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
EpicSquishii 21
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
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nephilim241 19
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
wtvr 2
Easy: Sledgehammer will help.
goldfishgod 20
This happened to me and I took a hammer to the alarm box. No problems after that.
christyxbee 15
Love the way this is phrased!
Jessiegirl122 7
Ear plugs. Lots of ear plugs.
iseyixes 18
After inserting ear plugs put on a beanie, then some ear muffs and welcome to a quiet thats so quiet you can hear the voices in your head. :)
deBlobX 12
They have some pretty good ideas
krad204 21
Go out and buy some noise canceling headphones, get Funky Chicken from audio jungle (I think that's what it is called), and all the pain just melts away.
loopsy_fml 14
Or music. Loud music
loopsy_fml 14
Or go. Far away. Just leave. Anywhere. Just get out of there before it gets to your head!!!!
EpicSquishii 21
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
SAgirl 23
Thats would drive anyone insane
SApprentice 34
That* ... I'm sorry.
Posthuman 26
"Thats": new short of saying "that shit" :D
flowers124 0
Lol ur probs ugly bitch
Demonfish 14
They're just helping you out dude, believe me the sooner you let go of the burdens of sanity, the better. Once you have, you will know true happiness.
Pleonasm 36
The frayed ends of sanity, hear them calling, hear them calling me! /Metallica reference
Demonfish 14
15- tis' indeed a good song :)
WhyAmUHere 19
Of course the person talking about loss of sanity has a Deadpool propic.
tacos_are_good 8
Now randomly make noises and get a beat going :3
AliceChess 8
L
Accuraxy 10
Beatbox time! Wub wub wub
liv_graham 7
Does anyone remember the episode of 'Friends' were this happened to Phoebe's fire alarm? And that sucks, invest in earplugs, and call your super.
Termites 15
"Do Do You Have a First Aid Kit and Do Do Do You Know How to Patch Up a wound?"
jumptothemoon 2
Are you patient understanding cuz I might need some time to...... Forgot the rest lol
ManInTheMachine 20
Neither of the comments above me made any sense whatsoever. I can already see my brain cells being tortured, lined up and gunned down in some horrible genocide caused by the brutal, senseless stupidity in both comments combined.
brackaman 18
Maybe they're op's roommates and they've been listening to the same beeping in which case, you're excused.
poetrywriter12 6
Just add some voices and a talking bear and you'll be officially insane! Congratulations!
whiteboy896 9
I'd go freakin nuts if that was me, Good Luck OP.