tcm123
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Champaign, United States
Make it stop
Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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nephilim241 19
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
EpicSquishii 21
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
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Jeffo193 13
I would suggest calling them again and go watch a movie or something whilst they fix it properly...
GoddamnBatman 7
Look at the bright side. When all your sanity is lost, the beep is the least of your problems.
the_enigma1019 1
Do as any good American would.... Sue them.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
'Murica! God bless our Sue-happy A's. (Yeah, best I could come up with to rhyme 'US of A' on short notice)
agonydrum 7
Controlled burn, take out the enemy apartment and plead insanity
asersameh 2
This is illegal btw, you should report that to the police
kerrywoodwins20 2
Remember... There is no spoon.
SApprentice 34
I feel your pain, OP. I have tinnitus. It's a permanent ringing sound, kind of musical and high-pitched. Maybe you can try placing a radio on low near your door, to help drown out the sound? The radio may get annoying, but it has to be better than the beep.
prettyinpink03 11
There's nothing musical about my tinnitus. Haha.
SApprentice 34
34- You do think it has an eerie ring to it though, right? It's certainly a horrific sound. Maybe it's actually demon music? Yeah. I'll just go with demon music.
gman90210 18
What is quietus?
buckdharma 38
do you own headphones ? a good song. crazy train. all aboard.
RvidxrKlvn 8
Just dig the body back out of the floor boards.
honestlyswthrt 1
Nice reference... "Tell-tale Heart"
grafeety 9
Careful, digging the floorboards up might startle the cat in the wall.
vvmativv 8
Take a hammer and very carefully... Smack that son of a bitch until it stops making a noise
gman90210 18
Nice response was thinking same thing. That or call fire department from different phones about ten minutes after they leave. They'll make em fix it right oh ya turn off your caller I'd and GPS. Or location service