Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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dunner12 0
WTF
breathemein 10
my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.
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Comments (352)
ericamichelle521 0
Ooh, that's depressing.
69_jackson_69 0
Hahaha! Lighten up, fuckheads of FML. It does suck for the OP's friend or whatever, but we'll never see him/her, and these remarks are making me laugh. It's really not a big deal because we don't give a shit about his/her bad luck and we will troll the cocks off of you to get each other to laugh.
Crazy4Christ 0
wait... what? sad!
bamxitsxandreaa 8
I agree...**** you #39. Show respect to the deceased you little son of a bitch. If this were to ever happen to you or someone you knew I'm sure as hell you wouldn't want people saying shit like that.
shaniecerb 0
whats wrong with the people saying "its been 9 years get over it"?maybe you will lose someone or some people soon.then in 9 years,come back on fml so we can see how things are going.
shaniecerb 0
i dont get the birthday party thing.but people grieve differently.no need to make fun of people
YOREALLY 0
aw :( R.I.P
BagleHead 6
#39, **** the haters, that was awesome. I apologize for their thin skin and their intolerance for anything that issnt politically correct. Keep being awesome *brofist*
sublime420 11
After nine years, whats left to to remember? "Remember when triplet #2 took that reallly big poop? Boy, that sure was wacky..."
LilaBear 2
you are disgusting. While I am on the OP's side here - I don't think it's right for the parents to make people feel obliged to attend a birthday party for their babies who have been dead ten years - it's also wrong to take aim at the parents themselves. They are perfectly entitled to remember their babies however they like.
input_name 1
lmao
xxLifexx 0
A$$WHOLE go diee in hell
lilcec76 0
ut so mean thats rude he parents pronly still cant belive that there dead ur reallllyyyyyyy mean!!!!!!!
a_nutritionist 10
the comment was lame, but i think you people are taking it completely out of context. im quite sure no disrespect was meant... and uh, twinmum, you need to realise that, much like any other person on the planet, people whos kids have died are not immune to jokes.