Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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dunner12 0
WTF
breathemein 10
my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.
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Comments (352)
smartalek 2
I get hanging out. maybe the op just is saying birthday? it could be a small get together to remember them ON their birthday....
twinmum_fml 6
no I don't want sympathy. I have never wanted sympathy. I am a mum of twins. I will always be the mother of twins! I stand my username.
twinmum_fml 6
no I do not want sympathy. I have never wanted sympathy. I am the mother of twins. I will always be the mother of twins. I stand by my username. I carried twins and gave birth to twins. one of my twins is an angel- does not mean she did not exist
Wagakagami 0
My neighbor does the same thing for her son but we all have to pretend her son just hasn't shown up yet...so yeah it could be worse.
raeka 1
I think you win =/
sicwitit 0
read the fml again. it clearly states it as his uncle and aunt
CaughtChaLookin 0
Damn!
JesterMarcus 0
To everyone saying "Be more respectful" and "Think of the parents". How about thinking of everybody else as well? You think everybody wants to be reminded of this every year? Time to move on. And OP, quit letting other people dictate your life.
raeka 1
1) I think that if it was a "party" then that's the creepiest thing I've ever heard! Were there like balloons, cake, party hats etc? =/ 2) If it was more of a get together to remember them then I guess it's ok...
shizzel 0
ur a douche how is that fml when u die they will remember how much of a dick u r
adicolor1997 0
what the **** is wrong with you