Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
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Hang in there, OP. Parental fights can be really far-reaching in nature. I know I'm supposed to write something witty here (first comment after all) but I think it's more appropriate to be supportive here...
leelafry 16
I hope they paid the bill first.
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Comments (52)
EverestMelting 23
To be honest it's probably a good thing. Gave you time to evaluate your life and love yourself. Maybe gave them time to simmer down.
awkwardloveannie 28
you should've went to the car not restroom
miss_mercy 15
well she didn't EXPECT them to leave. Why leave the restaurant, and then come back in 15 minutes later?
fakan 4
good for you fresh air and nice relaxing walk back home doesn't get any better !!
BFons 19
Well that sucks.
mxij 13
Plot twist: It was all staged and they wanted alone time.
glabberfasted 16
Are you sure they didn't get kicked out if they were fighting?
Enslaved 38
They probably had no idea where you had gone or thought maybe you had a friend pick you up. I'd wait by the car next time they fought.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like you are better off walking outside to maybe find them trying to ditch you...
154rct 7
**** them
Izzicasey 18
That's horrible OP. They better make it up to you!
Alexthegreat475 13
What does OP mean? Sry for being a noob
TallMist 32
#45 OP means "Original Poster", as in the person whom of which posted the FML.