Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
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Top comments
sweetbliss3 37
can you not call your friend who brought you to the party and have them bring you home?
aidenmccarthy03 8
Use google maps on your phone. Or just call your friend
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Comments (62)
writerchic85 26
That's terrible on the part of the guy. If he hosted a party at his place he should take care of his guests.
chinaski7628 32
Not if the "guest" is a stranger passed out on your couch... That's overstaying the welcome.
AbortionSurvivor 13
Must have been a good night
worldclassrager 41
The water ruined your phone so you can't find that out I take it..
wondercat40 28
Then again, he DID go on FML. I suspect that he had some kind of phone
Anti_Sora 31
24, There is a website you know that right?
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, a website which requires access to a computer or, you know a phone! (Which is just a tiny computer these days). And before anyone mentions public computers at the library etc, remember that OP posted this s 10 mins after being thrown out and has no idea where they are.
Debauchery7 17
If all you remember is passing out.. were you already drunk when you got there?
0h_Boy 26
First rule of partying: never fall asleep
ScottVining 21
If you're posting on FML then you must have a smartphone that you can use to figure out where you are.
Scorpio01 16
Try not getting piss ass drunk next time.
SmittyJA24 26
Ohh... That was YOU!!!
Sansa_fml 38
well, you're in the usa according to FML, that's a start.
disturbedgd 26
and your first thought was to post about it on here? real smart.