Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called me a liar and untrustworthy. Why? Yesterday I went home to grieve, after finding out my father figure is in hospice, but because he's just in hospice and not actually dead yet, that somehow means I lied about his death to get a day off work. What? FML
Today, I got written up and may be placed under suspension due to my recent five consecutive day unscheduled absence. When I told them I was on bereavement leave, they still wouldn't accept my excuse, because it's still considered as "unscheduled." FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML
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Top comments
purebliss_fml 19
Your boss is an insensitive asshole
NeatNit 33
Just show him their death certificates, that'll shut him up. I'm sorry for your loss. All of them.
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Comments (118)
smw83 21
I feel your pain OP. My stepfather and brother both committed suicide within a few months of each other. My boss accused me of lying to get off of work too.
Raykyogrou03 12
slap him with their death certificates
czeptoks 8
i am sorry for your loss OP. may their souls RIP. may Lord give you enough strength. be strong.
onlychildFTW 34
Bring in the death certificates. That should work.
drwerewolf2013 17
So sorry for your loss!!! And your boss is an A-hole!
SoLDarkLord53 12
Get copies of all death certificates or some other proof. Than demand back pay once suspension is over. Also talk to HR about this, not your boss.
hedurr 4
Oh my God, what a prick your boss is. I'd show up with a bucketload of proof & demand pay.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Show the insensitive bastard the obituaries
bvbarmy4ever 12
I know how it is... I lost 3 grandparents in less than 2 months and no one gave me sympathy at all.
destiny2888 6
Awh your boss is stupid ! I hope your okay