Milo
Canada
Looks to Die For...
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Christine
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
-_-
United States
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Anonymous
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
just a joke
He has issues
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Photoshopped
Athens, United States
Cropped
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
102496
France
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
SheWentCrayola
United States
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
loserwithlice
United States
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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Jared900DUmpling 30
You probably died a little inside when he told you that
Tripartita 45
Well, at least it's a look your mother (or in law) /would/ be caught dead in.
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Comments (15)
Milo66 1
OP here...it was hilarious! In my defence, I'm injured and can't blend as well as I used to (cervical disc injury). It messes with hair and make-up abilities. He is beautifully honest and adorable. He unfortunately did not mean it in a complimentary way as her make-up was thick. I'm being more careful now as I have an in house critic!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Huge hint to get rid of the makeup. Ridiculous and makes people look fake and obviously like death... (Disclaimer: I'm a girl who wore makeup in high school then said "f it", guys will eventually have to see you without makeup. I'm married to someone I've been with for 14 years, sans makeup.)
Naomi Lacelle 14
Guess you must look drop dead gorgeous then ;)