Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and it's not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked, "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
Today, as I was translating for a patient to get an MRI, the tech asked if I had metal in my body. In front of the patient, I had to disclose that my nipples were pierced, so I couldn’t accompany the patient bedside. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
Today, I got a warning at work for wearing my ear studs. Not only have I worn them the whole time for the last year I was here, I was unaware of this “rule.” I also was just told that the female employees are allowed to wear them, but men are not. “It looks unprofessional.” FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML
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Oupazas 1
First, who gives a shit about piercings? Second, who gives a shit about what people say about you?
cmac86 24
the fact that you got it in a different place should tell you something-people are going to stare and wonder.
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Comments (170)
lovesamystery 0
agree with 29 you say what I didn't hear you!!!! ;)
kbizzle55 0
Ha ha this was my FML its a Daith piercing. It wasnt TRULY a FML moment.. but i thought it was funnier and less depressing then reading about how everyones partner is a cheater.
tencentsakiss 19
it's true. I hate when people whine about things not being an fml. it's much more pleasant to hear ones like this than depressing ones
steven11x 0
i have piercings to but you have to learn how to deal with people making fun of you
gaff1229 1
I don't understand, how is this an FML?
xXStupidxFreakXx 0
It must have been the Tragus.
BabiGurl90 0
I wud b pissed if sumone sed dt to me
JokeMeister 0
That musta been the reason nobody else put it there. Doofus.
cocam01 4
wow seriously you're an idiot and an ass for being offended. If it offends you so much take the stupid piercing out cuz there's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing hearing aids.
doorbellrings 0
oh snap. sorry about that, but at least you tried to do something different and trendy.
iCandy2011 1
U deserve it for trying to brag