Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Anonymous
Rainier, United States
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
panther of the desert
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rio Grande, Puerto Rico
The Apprentice
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Pho_Rheal
United States
And you are…?
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
anonymous
United States
Bored
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
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Skroal_stomper 5
Did you have phone sex?
perdix 31
Pass it on! Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 12-pound balls. When they answer yes, say, "Then where do you buy underwear?!" And hang up.
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Comments (68)
sketch78 0
What was the prank call? You should make the highlight of ur day, YOU prank calling. Either that or get a better life...
lamarswilley 0
cause everyone from the UK sucks
simran9 0
asshole. do u actually know everyone from the uk? shame in u whorebag.
CloudEnvy 17
Such a virtuous defense of the UK's pride..
surferchick96 0
and whose fault was that?
foreveryoung97_fml 2
**** yuh white hoe
KingOfTheBrocean 2
Sounds like somebody needs some friends :(. Loser
foreveryoung97_fml 2
**** yuh
EEric_14 0
dude, nobody cares
cdude200 10
you deserve always knock
RawrBunneh 0
23 has a sexy ass picture(:
ballerchick34 0
why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! bahahaha :) great pick up line!!
justbigbs 6
spam text back! and change your number, if you still get a prank call, answer with the most horrendous screams you can find or make.
SweetnessMallory 0
it's just a prank get over it