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Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

What did you do to deserve that

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EcoAirWarrior 7

She may reek of faeces but all humans lived this eat in the Pleistocene and during the ice age when starvation, hypothermia and wild animals like bears, sabre toothed cats and woolly mammoths posed greater threats to humans than disease and illness whether modern man or primitive Neanderthal

To each their own I guess......

ViviMage 40

Try corncob after the hens picked it clean and of course the farmers almanac was hung in many a outhouse. ....or by stuff without fragrances.

So what does she use to wipe her butt? A gust of wind.

So what exactly is she allergic to in the toilet paper?

perfume from scented toilet paper?

finalyearsofhate 22

Most likely whatever they chemically process the paper with...

It could be the chlorine they use to whiten it. There are a couple brands out there that don't use it.

Okay, too gross!

Your grandma is going to get sores

That must have been a shitty story

Was she married?

hoosiergirl94 31

I would think you would get very uncomfortable down under