WhatTheFuck
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bridgeview, United States
Living free
Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML
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Yazoo77 16
Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.
kingodsucksville 18
What did you do to deserve that
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EcoAirWarrior 7
She may reek of faeces but all humans lived this eat in the Pleistocene and during the ice age when starvation, hypothermia and wild animals like bears, sabre toothed cats and woolly mammoths posed greater threats to humans than disease and illness whether modern man or primitive Neanderthal
OneTrackMind 17
To each their own I guess......
ViviMage 40
Try corncob after the hens picked it clean and of course the farmers almanac was hung in many a outhouse. ....or by stuff without fragrances.
Witchylady 18
So what does she use to wipe her butt? A gust of wind.
worldclassrager 41
So what exactly is she allergic to in the toilet paper?
dadumtss 14
perfume from scented toilet paper?
finalyearsofhate 22
Most likely whatever they chemically process the paper with...
blackpuddle 30
It could be the chlorine they use to whiten it. There are a couple brands out there that don't use it.
C001Gir1 17
Okay, too gross!
writerchic85 26
Your grandma is going to get sores
vikky538 29
That must have been a shitty story
saymynamess 19
Was she married?
hoosiergirl94 31
I would think you would get very uncomfortable down under