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WhatTheFuck This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Bridgeview, United States

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Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

What did you do to deserve that

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LadyLuck93 20

lmaooo oh that's tragic.

hahaha what, does she want leaves lol damn, just buy her a hell of a lot toilet paper and keep her stocked .

So being natural does she prefer leaves or corn cobs?

I prefer using a fresh hedgehog pelt

crazyindynathan 13

Please tell me you meant corn husks! Haha

Tree bark does it for me

Uhm.. you have to explain her a lot of stuff and take care of her before she gets hurt badly.

'I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.'

obliviongillette 18

That might explain why she was wiggling around in her seat uncomfortably the entire time.

obliviongillette 18

Nature ain't gonna take care of that rash or smell. Good luck op.

obliviongillette 18

Actually I take that back, yes there is.

Your username is exactly what I said after reading this fml

It's not easy to get old, take care of your grandma and dont argue with her.

does she. .. does she smell okay?