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WhatTheFuck This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Bridgeview, United States

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Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Yazoo77 16

Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

kingodsucksville 18

What did you do to deserve that

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Comments (63)

brycemash 9

Probably mistook hemmroids from an allergic reaction

gabyyhaha 1

Is that.. Is that why old people smell bad?..

heartofhannah 28

I hope she's not allergic to bath water as well.

finalyearsofhate 22

She should try a different brand, like one that isn't chemically treated. I've had issues with certain brands myself, and it can be quite uncomfortable.

xbaconator9000x 16

You win FML of the decade.

cosmicdancer84 7

hahahaha

OrganicSistah 17

Get her some baby wipes.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

She should try unscented toilet paper then.

ohSNAPyall 27

They make bidet seats / lids that can attach to regular toilets, so you wouldn't have to rip up her bathroom to install new plumbing for a standalone bidet.