Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML
Today, I'm at the ER because my 13-year-old nephew ate an aromatic candle that smelled like chocolate. He saw it on my dresser and actually though it was chocolate. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
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mrlucky22 18
Your boogers should taste sweeter too.
summer4me 25
Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose
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Comments (22)
buckdharma 38
I started out doing Reese's Pieces, next thing I knew I needed Smores. Down on 5th Avenue looking for a Skor because the Almond Joy was gone. When family needed me, I was a Galaxy away on Mars bars. They put out the following description to find me: Chunky... I was about to Tootsie Roll a guy for a piece of his kit kat bar. I'm off that Rocky Road now, and it's a miracle cure... Vanilla! (Snickers*)
greenfishbait 19
This sounds like the best bad problem to have.
Jayms_fml 32
When I first read this, I read it as "cocaine powder" instead of 'cocoa powder.' LOL
katie1243 16
See it as classical conditioning to cut out sweets. Now every time you smell chocolate you'll think of pain, the perfect diet!
persephone217 24
but but satisfying that chocolate craving with zero calories is every gals dream.
ohmissjane 24
Snort some water
mrpotatoe 6
Do not snot cocoa powder it really burns and your mucus is chocolate
hoponpip 20
oh, if only the whole world smelled like chocolate.....
idekwhatimdoing 6
lol you should try cocaine
uchihastephy88 25
Lol I've gotten chocolate fondue from a chocolate fountain up my nose (I was drinking it, don't judge me lol,) and it does burn really bad lol. I feel for you OP.