Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML
Today, I'm at the ER because my 13-year-old nephew ate an aromatic candle that smelled like chocolate. He saw it on my dresser and actually though it was chocolate. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
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Top comments
mrlucky22 18
Your boogers should taste sweeter too.
summer4me 25
Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose
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Comments (22)
mrlucky22 18
Your boogers should taste sweeter too.
trucker2 33
Oh how gross
nanner6206 24
lmao.
individual00 14
Firstly, that's disgusting! Secondly, cocoa powder is actually quite bitter, like dark chocolat.
sylvienoir 18
yeah chocolate is only sweet when you add sugar and cream. cocoa powder tastes like shit on its own
summer4me 25
Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose
tantanpanda 26
Just squirt hot milk up your nose and you'll have yourself a hot chocolate. Foolproof
Mightyrif 23
Just make sure it isn't normal water otherwise there's a chance amoebas could crawl into your brain and eat it. Not even joking.
WJM505 14
I'm pretty sure that's why #4 said "saline spray" and not to just spray water up OP's nose.
Shawn2095 18
Sounds about worth it
geniusness 6
"accidentally"
rockeditionbarbi 14
Focus on the bright side then everything will be okay
aGMAELSTR0M 10
Netty Pot + cocoa powder = hot chocolate :)
ABlindMan 17
Snorting cocoa is actually a new fad in Europe. By your description of burning like hell I can't imagine how it'd be enjoyable though. FYL OP
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Someone should edit Scarface to replace the piles of cocaine with cocoa powder.
prostar9993 15
How do you accidentally Snort cocoa powder?
soullyfe 33
I doubted they purposely snorted it. Since it's a powder, some of the 'dust' of it had probably flown up OP's nose without them realizing it until they sniffed.
moondoglou420 17
Seems like a fair trade to me.