Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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Top comments
Madame_Javert 4
Well did you?
doctorhook86 25
I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
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Comments (96)
Calingaladha 21
Cover your heart, OP!
bethanybunny_fml 4
Damn, #40 beat me to the twilight joke! Well look at this way Op, at least it was Harrison Ford. Personally, I would have chosen Legolas or Aragorn from Lotr:)
birdcagereligion 10
AMEN.
DinoChicken 3
Well if your bf is real, isn't that a compliment?
birdcagereligion 10
Maybe he based himself off of a Harrison Ford movie.
PhishloverA 14
Similar thing happened to me. I told my dad I have a girlfriend and he accused me of basing her off one of the main characters from hairspray. To make things worse he thought it was the male actor (I forgot who it was) who dressed as a woman
Epikouros 32
How can anyone forget Divine? I had a girlfriend who looked like her, too.
gothiccandy 9
Since OP's name is "busted," I'm gonna say her dad's right and YDI!
pregnantpianist 2
Better have been Han Solo. Indiana Jones is amazing too though. God, I love those characters. I can't pick between them.
wisecatlady123 11
Based off your username... You did
the_true_batman 10
I once was describing my girlfriend to my dad and he accused me of describing Thing from the Addams Family. He wasn't too far off.
maybso 0
that story can go two ways either your dad thinks your lying cause he thinks your ugly or he thinks your boyfriend is probably a low life an couldnt be that badass