Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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Madame_Javert 4
Well did you?
doctorhook86 25
I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
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greenie213 23
OP: And then, after he escaped the rolling boulder, he ran to the Millennium Falcon, and flew out west where there was a huge fight between some cowboys and aliens. He found a skull made out of crys- Dad: Okay! Hold it right there!
jayhawkchik 4
So.. Are you dating a fugitive or a 1 armed man? Please don't say it's short stack , cuz that's a felony.
kittenvks 11
You realize HF was NOT the one armed man right?
laden_swallow09 35
"He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie." By that description, it could be James Earl Jones for all we know.
perdix 31
Your mistake was claiming you were dating Indiana Jones. If you played it off like you were dating John Book from "Witness," you might have pulled it off. Of course, you would have had to dress Amish and call people "thou."
jayhawkchik 4
I meant short round! It better not be short round.
l0v3p4in 7
Whenever someone's FML turns out to be more of a positive than a negative, I give that OP a whopping YDI. This is definitely one of those YDI moments. A boyfriend with Harrison Ford qualities are definitely a win.
kofeinisti 6
But... She lied. There is no boyfriend.
SApprentice 34
I'd say then you just happen to have good taste in men, but considering that your name is 'busted', your dad was probably right. YDI.
DeadxManxWalking 27
According to your name, I'd say you did.
musicluvr2000 11
Just like you don't understand why people press the thumbs-down button on this.
j3ebrules 13
Well gee, Meg... Lol this does sound like a family guy possibility.
StanSmith2013 26
Next time don't pick Indiana Jones ;)