Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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Madame_Javert 4
Well did you?
doctorhook86 25
I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
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Comments (96)
davidn 0
Sounds like your dad is an a**hole.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
How is he an asshole? For all we know, OP probably was lying..you know..because of the username...
eternal7 6
Wouldn't say he's an asshole. Sounds like he just called her on her bs.
Kristabug91 1
Sounds like your the asshole
JustDerpin 11
She actually did lie, that's why. Refer to the username "busted".
HeyArnold91 8
Aw he could have accused you of basing your boyfriend off someone better, like Chuck Norris.
Ins0mau 20
Chuck has some impressive martial art skills. But Indy would just shoot him.
laden_swallow09 35
Uh, 29? Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a full cylinder… …and won.
SeeNote 1
Your dad is just very protective of his daughter.
laden_swallow09 35
Protective against what? OP clearly was called on her BS as per the username she chose for the FML.
PipingMouse 14
Well I don't think any boy will live up to a fictional character from a movie. Personally I think you should have based him off of Wolverine. He has the works including claws, what more could you want?
PipingMouse 14
Sarcasm. It was sarcasm. I think OP should just go get herself a real boyfriend.
Abracadavre_fml 9
I don't think OP does. :(
zuzupetalsYO 11
37-I thumbed you down for your gross stash. Wish I could take it back for your nice juice selection.
DidUrMom_Twice 6
Better then baseing him off a Dj Qualls movie
mario2012 18
By going with OP's name, I'm going to say YDI.
matt98_fml 13
At he's not based off of a twilight character.
laden_swallow09 35
*At least It's okay. I thumbed you up, anyway. :)
matt98_fml 13
Oh thanks! You and your domo are awesome.
cpucooler 4
Just because he has a whip and wears leather?