Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I realized my cousin is an asshole. A cousin that I was close to who got engaged. I was excited to be part of her wedding day, since she was a big part of mine. Months later, on Instagram, she was sharing reels from her bachelorette party. When I asked her why she didn't invite me, she said she forgot. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, I was at my cousin's wedding. In the toasts they talked about how my parents became their second parents and my sister became their new sister, while they've never been a real family to me. I felt like that's my fault, then I felt self-centered thinking about that while others celebrated and confessed their love. FML
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nillawafer 0
That sucks. But what sucks even more is that your parents and sister kept this from you and went anyway, even knowing that she didn't invite you. Then again, maybe the two of you aren't as close as you think you are, especially if she didn't invite you to the wedding? Just something to consider...
fxdxhk90 0
On the bright side, you don't have to buy a wedding gift for them.
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TheSickness 0
Invite them all over for an afterafter party. Maybe some Nyquil in their drinks will calm them. :P
justxmyxluck 0
I'd comment the pictures on Facebook. Be like, "I'm betting $100 you'll divorce."
F_Y_Comments 0
F Facebook. Without that evil invention, you would be blissfully unaware that your immediate family and close cousin hate you.
dem54 0
all you have to do is invite her whole family (including her dog) and exclude her .. easy pie
drhawk 0
i don't know about you but i'd bring up hell and go to town bitching out your family if i were you
pikL3bOi 0
YDI u should of asked when ur whole family goes somewhere all dressed up and u dnt ask. But now tht u kno u should def kick her ass!
xxFailurexx_x3 0
Aw :( What an asshole This is not an FYL..this is an FHL (**** her life xD) *Obvious*
pikL3bOi 0
#33 y would tht b a reason not to tell the OP bout the wedding(liberals suk)
Frutersi 0
#20 & #29 my thoughts exactly.
rightsaidred 3
Could it be that you were meant to be included in the invitation to your parents? When my cousin got married, he just sent an invite to my parents, with the understanding that my sister and I were included (That's just how we roll in my family). Now they didn't tell me until a week before, so I ended up not being able to go... but I know I was MEANT to be invited.