Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4
It would be hilarious if your mouth was open
username10000 3
Tastes like shit..
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Comments (124)
elmogoezRAWR 0
And goldfish
crinx034 0
Check your soap before you wash!
fmluserjessica 0
Delicious
queenb1621 21
That sucks
hazumu_fml 8
Did it taste like chicken?
bubo_fml 11
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!
RedPillSucks 33
Now you have an excuse to miss a few days of work.
For_Real_Deal 0
I'd be getting myself a lawyer
Calyx_fml 22
She's a maaaniac, MAAAAAANIAC on the floooor!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
#75 And she's dancing like she never danced before
Blutwurst 0
Thats what you get for not being in the kitchen