Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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acid_fml 0
>.< I would have puked more!
pkmlove 0
@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....
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McCannCanTriple 0
I'd rather have had the money my school spent on toilets, spent on textbooks. Some of them where in bad shape. #63 It didn't have to happen today, numbnuts. FML's always start off with Today, regardless if it took place weeks ago. Plus they take a bit to be posted.
michelle4srs 0
At my school, the toilets sometimes don't even flush. So automatic flushing is pretty impressive for a school, imo. Anyway, that's awful. :c It would've made me puke more and feel even more terrible. I hope you feel better soon, though. ~ c:
elijahle 0
wait your school has automatic toilets? WTH?
Jurples 0
#56, I'm the same way. OP, that sucks so much D: I feel bad for you :( I do not think that this is made up. It's totaly possible.
musicloverr 0
#68, yeah alot of schools do nowadays. mine does, for example, as well.
crownme 0
That's filthy
coloradodude12 0
My butt would be dirty and I would poop behind a stump if toilets shot up my waste.
SpliffyMcBlunt 0
Huh...I didn't know people had school on Saturday...
nikki1001 0
#11: You beautiful mind, it's not added automatically. You type it in when you submit your post. It's part of the requirements of entering an FML. I hate automatic toilets. They always flush before I'm done. Especially at Walmart. And then I get all wet. If this happened to me when vomitting...wow. It would just be a never-ending cycle of vomit and getting sprayed.
skippyelgato 0
I've had the automatic thing flush on me a few times while pooping. It gets annoying. What do we have to do to be able to lean over and grunt anymore? I can relate somewhat then.