Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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acid_fml 0
>.< I would have puked more!
pkmlove 0
@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....
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cartering 0
Most boarding schools have school on saturday - that way they give weeks off for the holidays so the kids who live far away from the school (sometimes even on different continents) can travel home. Also many public schools have full day saturday detentions
scince220 0
Maybe they posted this yesterday, but wasn't put up until today!
greensharpie 0
eewww
Telepwn 0
You felt a sudden wave of nausea, eh? SWINE. FLU. OH MY GOD> TRACE HIS/HER IP AND CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK. Anyways, yeah, fyl. That sucks. I don't understand why your head was basically in the bowl, though. I mean, ew. School bathrooms. DIRTY. SOMEONE'S BUTT WAS ON THAT.
Kitty34_fml 0
This is complete and total BS. If the automatic toilet throw their vomit back in their face, it would also throw piss and crap into people as well. WHICH DOESN'T HAPPEN. There is some splash back but it's from the fresh water spraying into the toilet - not the dirty water splashing back into someone's crotch. Idiot. I hate fake FMLs.
maybeis 3
I agree with #112. If your head is that close to the water IN the toilet, maybe you should rethink your life altogether? mmmm hmmm
B00_fml 0
I have a trick to defeat those things. Stick a post-it note over the sensor. Then it's blind to you and won't go until you take it off. They work because something blocks the light. Or something like that. I hate how they always spray my ass if they flush before I'm done.
What_The_Buck 0
That's pretty sick, I'm afraid of vomiting period cause chunks get all in my nose... suck big time... This happened to me at a Dairy Queen few years back... And why are people really arguing about how this is (or was) on a Saturday? And how toilets can spray back up? Kinda stupid in my opinion.
juju_2323 0
wow your school has auto toilets? rich school..
What_The_Buck 0
And when a toilet sprays you, it is called back splash, yes there is even a term for it. To much force in the flush or there is an air pocket when flushing occurs