Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son got into a fight with his 15 year-old cousin. I say fight, my son just practically lamped him into orbit. When I yelled and asked why he did that, my son said, "He was mogging me." I had to get my phone out to look up what that even meant. I'm still not sure what it means. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Ambrily 27
Be proud of your kid. I am even if I don't know him. Also, kudos to you for raising a child who stands for the weak.
mike3775 39
A couple of my kids got suspended for fighting doing the same thing, I didn’t punish them and said right in front of the principal that I was proud of them.
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Comments (17)
newwitch2010 11
damn straight he was in the right.
Jonkbaby 23
That is awesome. Take them out for ice cream
alex_jaguara 33
And what did the bullies get?
peithecelt 28
I've never voted you deserved it with more pride for the op, or their kid. your kid did good
xxlk4xx 6
I would definitely be proud of my kid in that situation! "cmon honey we're grabbing your fav food to eat and do a little shopping for you"
DanielleinDC 34
Can your son appeal the suspension? He was defending another child against a bully. He should be commended, not punished. He should never feel terrible for fighting a bully. Make sure you let your kid know you're proud of him.
alexandraelopez02 1
you brought him up right. i’ll be the most proud mother on the earth if i raise kids to be that good.