Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, my 3 year-old saw the stretch marks on my stomach and proudly exclaimed, "Bacon!" After talking with my husband, he admitted that he agreed with our son's evaluation. FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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Top comments
hkgirl89 8
she's a kid...let it slide...at least you know you taught her well, because she tried to comfort you :)
EllaMadSage 0
Oh poor you, stretch marks are a bitch.
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Comments (122)
simplyynat 0
hahaha awesome guy 1221 love your pic! heard about him!
blasfmer 0
lose some weight fat ass
OhShuttup 0
She most probably got the stretch marks from pregnancy, dumb ass!
boomboombitch 3
that's ****** gross
London_IceQueen 0
That's kinda sweet. She's threw. She's said you're pretty, not fat.
anim0sitee 0
Think of them as a trophy from carrying your child! She's little and didn't know what she was saying would hurt you. I found after I had my son losing even ten pounds helped them fade somewhat, but they never truly go away.
anim0sitee 0
This is such an odd comment & I'm guessing you don't have children. When they are around 2 & 3, even going to the restroom alone is like a reward to a parent. Kids follow you everywhere. Also, boobs are good for babies. Most natural way to feed them bar none.
lemonlimejuices 0
I think it'd be pretty awesome to have an actual purple zebra. :D
puentesaurasrex 0
Taylor gang all the way 412 or die
starrs_movingIn 0
atleast she didn't say hippo, she could have said hippo. ^_^
starrs_movingIn 0
LMAO, best comment yet.