Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
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Top comments
DontForgetMe4 0
Ouch! Children are honest like that. She doesn't mean it in a horrible way, just try it. Who knows?
EmmaLois 0
Hahaha probably need to lose weight do it for her ;)
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Comments (139)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
It's okay OP, the bigger women are always fun. ;)
Rei_Ayanami 18
Off topic here, but that gas mask isn't going to help much without the filter. I have one just like it, but filtered :)
LaughinStock 16
More cushion for the pushin. 12 looks like you're a chubby chaser huh? ;-)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Maybe just a little :p meat on the bones is better than skin and bone. If ya know what I mean. ;) The gas mask isn't mine. The person who owns it put a bong on it where the filter attaches.
cmcmluver 0
lol I would lose the weight but go to the family fun day in my bath robe and curlers in my hair lol the funny thing about that is that's what my grandma was whereing at my parents wedding :p true story
Shelta957 13
Actually don't
fuckercakes 21
Oh c'mon. I've seen people use the wrong 'there' or 'your' left and right, but how the hell do you misspell wearing like that?
Mideoyeo 12
Don't take it as an offence, take it as a chance to get healthy! (;
Spazz420 7
TAKE THE HINT
coe08 6
I WROTE THAT COMMENT TOO!!! lol great minds think alike
Musicholic_asey 1
She just wants to show you off to her classmates. Plus, children are kind of blunt.
dremac82 2
Don't take it as an insult. kids are just brutally honest. Besides you can use that as motivation to get back to the body im sure you once had!
eddeeezzyy 19
More importantly, do it for your own good, OP.
linkinpark98 24
Ah, the things kids say. I bet everyone said some pretty harsh things when they were younger, too!
courtz94 24
Children are blunt, and at least they do not beat round the bush. So you know how she feels.
siickman 7
Lol i didnt know having a hard time getting up was fun...