Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, after a long, tedious and annoying wait in line at the supermarket, my 5-year-old told the cashier, “Mommy says you’re too slow.” FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his or his mom's name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we'd found her she told me, "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML
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flashback.miss 28
the mother was probably embarrassed and distressed. hopefully it's not a daily occurrence.
weveallbeenthere 30
I bet she agreed with you.
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Comments (178)
ermahgerdlife 4
um is anyone gonna say that OP probably should have guessed that the woman with the toddler might be its mother...?
a2dox 12
Maybe the mother was standing a little apart and acting as though she wasn't w with them.
at0micmin3r 23
I feel your pain. I have a condition that magnifies everyday sounds so badly they cause actual pain. It's like a hot poker to my brain when I hear some kid whining or a baby crying. >_< I'm sorry OP. But... in the future, do be more careful! There's nothing wrong with sighing and rolling your eyes (Because then if a parent comments they're just a douche) but actually saying stuff could get you into trouble!
kangx1 28
I.
commandercolbert 6
and what did SHE say?
evilhulk1 2
this is why you should keep your inside voice inside...
CrazyMelvin 14
Mind your own business next time. There's a million reasons the kid could have been throwing a fit.
dp68w 7
you mean instead of causing a big scene, the dad didn't bother to pick their kid up and take them out of the store? and the mom stood there not doing anything? I feel for you OP, bit that's all on them.
fyl7899 12
I feel your pain OP. There is nothing more annoying than a screaming child, especially one that is pissy because they can't get what they want.
BrownSuspenders 4
I sure hope you can't breed. You'll have migraines for the next 20 years
MurielWeathers 9
You deserved it, that was rude. Wait until you have kids and see what it's like standing in line with a toddler.