rattlingfloorboards
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep it down
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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crazy005 7
That's AWESOME.
Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.
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sandinthewaves 5
If you can't beat 'em then join 'em. Lol
Enslaved 38
Enter the Dragon part 2?
keepingitnasty 15
On the bright side, you can spend your free time learning how to break lumber with ten year olds.
M0rt 0
Fus ro dah...?
sikmunkee 9
legit. now you dont have to worry alot about robbers
rubberduckie94 13
Everybody was kung foo fighting
Enslaved 38
Those cats were fast as lightning
lotrgeek 10
And it was a little bit frightening?
flockz 20
how i can't rhyme for shit.
RedPillSucks 33
Even just a little bit?
jablome 6
In fact it was a little bit frightening
uKNOuLOVEit 0
Listening to that all day and then when you go to sleep having Hi-ya deams all night FYL
2O12 6
That's so ******* awesome.
tylermt1999 17
you dont live there chuck norris allows you to stay there
DocBastard 40
If your life is anything like the movies, you'll be a karate master in about 6 months, you'll fight off 17 bad guys at once, you'll win the heart of a beautiful girl, and you'll win first place in the karate championship. Congratulations!!
kourtney23 2
And chicks dig ninjas....