rattlingfloorboards
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep it down
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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crazy005 7
That's AWESOME.
Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.
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ikeikeike14 3
Dude you could watch a new karate movie all the time! Just watch out for the lil kids...
robokid777 4
KEY YAH
unusual_girl 3
Sorry to point this out, but I don't think Bruce Lee ever knew karate, he knew Kung Fu. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Bruce Lee was Chinese, not Japanese. Anyway, I think I'd be extremely awesome to live where you live!
rachelkoo 10
agreed!!! Bruce Lee is Chinese and he did know Kung fu instead of karate.
ericdraven23 0
bruce lee did kung fu and jeet kun do not karate karate is lame
Stormdriven37 6
Go down and watch. JUST FOR THE KICKS.
sjhill 32
Wow! i would love that. plus you wouldn't have to go far to get some exercise. karate is amazing for muscle building and toning.
Liimitless 6
Learn some new moves..
brick_man33 14
it gets you so mad you have "fists of furry" lol
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Dress up as Eric Draven from the Crow, burst in during one of their sessions, and tell your 'father' to keep the noise down. Should scare them shitless.
akallaan 7
Everyone was Kung foo fightin'! Those guys were fast as lightnin'! Hiiiiyah