Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States
Keep cool
Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
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aintlifeapain 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
eddeeezzyy 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
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Dkman 11
"WHAT?!?" "See. You didn't stay calm. Didnt I tell you to stay calm?" Is how I saw the next lines if the convo
Obey_StudBoii 23
Stay calm and....call your insurance, if not your ****** :)
worldclassrager 41
Joke or not I hope everything is okay...didn't lose anything too valuable...
chosha_fml 27
Sounds like a reasonable way to start a phone call bringing bad news. But of course the FML is your house burning. Hope the damage wasn't too bad, OP.
MagicMike1496 6
Was your house really on fire?
lwonderful 11
I don't get how this is an FML? We need a follow up! We're you in your house? We're you not? Did you know the person? We don't have enough info OP
MisterMuffinz 13
...Well was it actually on fire?
venom2421 10
My house is on fire, better post an FML while I'm here.
Xotoolyxo 16
At least it wasn't a phone call like in the scream movies
ghil15 8
now stay calm and call batman lol