Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States
Keep cool
Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
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aintlifeapain 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
eddeeezzyy 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
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natywantspeace 7
Now stay calm.... Jesus is with you! My prayers go to you and your family, may you all come out stronger!
graceinsheepwear 34
I actually made a call much like this one a month ago when the rowhouse attached to ours was on fire and I had to notify my sister and brother-in-law, who were at work. No one was hurt and our home was spared, but yeah, weird call to make, weirder still to receive.
Sk8SnowCO 8
Hey I feel you, my house burned down in the fire in Black Forest in June. 50 other people at my school lost their houses, thats not even including kids at other schools, plus elementary and middle schools. It sucks, but you move on and keep living:) love life:)
Rodux16 9
Well lets hope it's a joke, and if not well...at least you weren't inside.
casey_ct 10
look at the date and city...someone probably dropped a blunt on His lawn XD