Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States
Keep cool
Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
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aintlifeapain 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
eddeeezzyy 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
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Comments (78)
odamaliekh 26
That sucks, OP!
Becomelaced 5
You had it coming. Loser.
zandalee 20
Well aren't you just a wee Pollyanna!
odamaliekh 26
Just wondering, did it burn all the way down, or was it more like a chimneyfire?
ScaryGamer 6
Ouch. That is terrible. I hope not everything was destroyed.
kpc2424 13
Almost beats: " now stay calm, your pants are on fire"
brittyboo123 35
At least someone called you. Things would have gotten worse if you didn't even know.
buckdharma 38
Gunter glieben glauchen globen!
cmath_fml 19
Honestly, how can someone "deserve this"?
catanita 18
So??? Was it a joke or was it real? If real hope it wasn't serious.
Llama_Face89 34
"But it's a funny story!"