Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML
Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0
There is something about being a bus driver that just turns people into absolute cocks.. OR there is something about being a bus driver that attracts absolute cocks.. But there are the few, the other day I was getting on the bus and asked how much it would cost cause I had no oyster and used to get on for free cause I am 16, but bus drivers always throw you off if you have no child oyster now even if they can blatantly tell you are a child.. but this one really sweet old man instead of telling me how much it would cost just told me to go sit down and let me ride for free!! I was shocked to say the least!
vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
He was trying to teach you a lesson about being punctual.
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Comments (24)
bubo_fml 11
Take a cab, over take him by a few stops, then get out & wait. When you board, go to the back of the bus & take a huge dump...
The_Mr_Troll 14
That sucks OP. If you picture the bus driver with a big troll face as he drove off, the situation becomes slightly hilarious. In reality though, that guy is a jerk. Hope you weren't late to work or something like that.
fantasyworld 39
The county public bus I take to school is driven by a driver who's kinda a bitch.
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like an asshole!