Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
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Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
Get to a doctor now. If you ARE pregnant, someone may have slipping you a date rape drug. If you’re NOT pregnant, the doctor can tell you why you’re getting a false positive.
Glowworm56 27
Are you going to give birth to the Messiah now?
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Comments (58)
Vesi 30
@OP I would definitely get to a doctor and quick. There are other things that can cause a false positive but if you were at a party or something and someone slipped you a micky, you may very well be the victim of rape. Please please get to a doctor and quickly.
acmariner99 25
This isn’t the immaculate conception... get to a doctor, NOW!!!
RichardPencil 32
Or, perhaps, you’re lying. Occam’s Razor: the simplest solution is often the best.
rodfergie 18
I knew girl that said is a guy put it in and didn't move it wasn't considered sex. You never know what these kids have been told that they actually believe.
T1A2Z3 35
The definition of sex is subjective
notalwaysbesta 14
Not to scare you, but you may have a tumor. Please go to the doctor ASAP. My money is on a teratoma
adcf04619 8
oh God it's the second coming.
burnforeternity 30
It’s possible you were slipped something, and taken advantage of, or you could be having hormonal issues, either way, go to the doctor, get it figured out
Wadlaen 24
I've read about a similar event in my bible...
Emily Hill 9
Okay if you're not active but missed your Aunt Flo four times seek medical help that's not good
fjvitt 14
Get checked out by a doctor ASAP if you haven’t been laying doctor. There are hormonal conditions that could cause this besides pregnancy.
TheSminty1 17
Last time that happened we had the dark ages