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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Jack…
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16
gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs
zandalee 20
For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.
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pdp_fml 21
Your boyfriend has a lot more to worry about getting a food borne illness than running into an iceberg.
lonelyharts86 8
The iceberg fear is silly, but a cruise ship did go down in the Caribbean after it hit some rocks not long ago. You won't freeze to death, just get eaten by some sharks.
AidenSurvival 7
22 - Are you ******* kidding me? You can't be that dumb... oh, wait, you can.
Llamacod 11
you know, you could reply to 22' s comment directly or you could do it this way where we all forgot what the comment was anyway
needarb 3
"In Titanic" Wow. How about try "to THE Titanic" It was a real boat
Ins0mau 20
Just 'cause it was a real SHIP (not "boat"), doesn't mean one can't optionally refer to the movie.
perdix 31
Either(ee) he wants to stay home to bang your sister, or he doesn't want to be around you when you have 24-hour-a-day access to buffets of bland, but fattening food.
Jasonf6 0
Get a bew BF....NOW!
chefomon 2
I'd suggest finding a new boyfriend.
Domitan 1
Legitimate reason
Steve95401 49
It scares me to think what would happen if you got pregnant by this idiot and developed gestational diabetes.
rattusrattus 19
Icebergs need tropical holidays too! Bit of sun, sea, work on their tan...