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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16
gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs
zandalee 20
For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.
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Buzzy123 7
He's right it's pretty hot there one could pop out of anywhere!
blink_kid 32
Sure. In Mexico.
Dan85 6
Hahahaha. I want to be friends with your boyfriend.
freedomofmusic 12
Like "in" Titanic? It's a true story, not just a movie.
mariah0719 0
What a moron. Lol
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You shouldn't want to go on this cruise with your friend either cause you might be in a situation that requires intelligence.
Arrawyn 12
I'd be more afraid of catching a plague than anything...
mercsl65 7
leave the land lubber alone. and go by yourself. then tell him all about the fun you had, the liqour you drank, the guys you sailed...
CapnCapes 4
Dump him, then call the short bus to pick him up.
Eye_Eat_Brains 0
what a moron