Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
It's just a prank, bro
Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML
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ClaytorNator 12
I know it feels like... SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEE. *song*
sunflowerchild 10
All eyes are on you OP. Don't mess it up with the client. *bad pun*
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ClaytorNator 12
I know it feels like... SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEE. *song*
ClaytorNator 12
It's a song, guys. Older song, but still. :)
perdix 31
#5, The eyes of Texas are upon you All the livelong day The eyes of Texas are upon you You cannot get away Do not think you can escape them Late at night or early in the morn. . . That's an even older song and probably the inspiration for W's spying programs.
mollyx 6
yes it was funny, because perdix is god.
uptown_16 9
"♪And the eyes of the Ranger are upon you; any wrong you do he's gonna see. When you're in Texas, look behind you—'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be.♪" Walker, Texas Ranger theme song
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
I don't... See... The problem.
ilianaaa 8
Really #3 ..really?
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Would it have been better if I said, "Eye don't..." :D
thatnucca 36
Timing people, timing... Btw, glue them back on some parts of her body if and when you do get the chance....
ClaytorNator 12
Uh... I'm pretty sure that's called sexual assault...
sunflowerchild 10
All eyes are on you OP. Don't mess it up with the client. *bad pun*
ClaytorNator 12
Wait... So if I was to change my profile picture to a good looking girl, then I could get more thumbs up? ...
hannaaaahr 33
Oh yes, of course, because I always view a profile picture before I tumb someone up or down. Seriously, the pictures are so small that I can't even see wether someone is pretty or not and even if I could see it, I wouldn't judge them on that.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't think it really matters how pretty the commenter is, it's all about the comment they post. What's wrong with pretty girls on FML? We need em to balance out all the kitties and dogs anyway. It starting to seem like animals are taking over the comments, and they don't even have thumbs!
AGB10 19
Was that because you told the client you view things differently? ;)
ClaytorNator 12
It was done before the client got there. Good try though... :P
sunflowerchild 10
#7 has a picture of the back of their head. They still got more likes than you. Don't say that my looks got me 5 thumbs up. Haha maybe it's because I acknowledged that I made a bad pun.
ClaytorNator 12
#31 You still got more likes than him. I'm not interested in fighting about a silly subject such as this, and I believe you aren't either. I'm betting you aren't trying to get likes with your picture, but guys are just like that. :)
sunflowerchild 10
Lol I'm not trying to get likes but thank you for understanding. I just don't want people to get the wrong idea about me. Lol but thank you
ClaytorNator 12
#37 No problem. :)
KatieElizabeth96 9
At least they didn't glue googly eyes on him,.
lennelleong 33
To me, it's hilarious & maybe memorable if it's glue and the googly eyes can be removed - but FML if it's superglue. Not sure if OP could turn the situation around, wing it and salvage his professional rep. (:
ClaytorNator 12
#38 "But FML if its superglue"? You didn't have it happen...
Pwn17 25
Ok, that would be incredibly disturbing.
young_weezy_fml 3
if they have a sense of humor it might work in your advantage
jpest17 5
I would put them ony stapler. Or on a pet rock maybe?
ileenefudge 29
That's messed up if they knew an important client was coming. If they didn't, that's still messed up.
ClaytorNator 12
Everybody pulls office pranks...
ileenefudge 29
It doesn't make it right though
ClaytorNator 12
#36 More than likely the client would understand
ileenefudge 29
If the client was that important, he/she was probably there for business purposes so more then likely the client wouldn't understand. Office pranks are not professional when someone that important shoes up. That could get OP in a lot of trouble.
Mr_Satan 11
Yea, it's all about the client-company relationship. The more important the service is to the client, and the less they personally know OP, the less likely they will understand. (Assuming OP is trustworthy)
Nick_Le_Geek 10
Must be some pretty quick-drying glue.
ClaytorNator 12
They don't normally need glue... Most have sticky stuff on the back of them.
Nick_Le_Geek 10
Ik, but OP said glued. If it was just the stick stuff they come on, that can be pulled off pretty easily. Shouldn't've been a problem.
Elfkid21 19
shut up and stop knit-picking.