Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
It's just a prank, bro
Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML
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ClaytorNator 12
I know it feels like... SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEE. *song*
sunflowerchild 10
All eyes are on you OP. Don't mess it up with the client. *bad pun*
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Comments (89)
crisanba 18
Well that must have been an eye opener
ScenicSubterfuge 39
If you're lucky he'll have a good sense of humor:) if I found that scene I'd laugh my butt off.
jw90 18
All eyes on the client now.
technochik3 12
already been said.
BeRT2me 13
That's just awesome, but you didn't really "deserve it..." FYL I guess!
cottoncandymango 17
Your office only has eyes for your client.
Narcoterrorist 6
Offer the client a complimentary coloring book to complete the theme.
ClaytorNator 12
#21 Depends on if the client's gender and if OP is good looking.
angelitared 27
The client will obviously see you have great humor!
perdix 31
When your client objects to something, call a vote. "All those in favor, say, 'aye'; all opposed, say 'nay'" The eyes have it!
ClaytorNator 12
Is that supposed to be funny?
perdix 31
#32, yes, it is supposed to be. Of course, I'm having to respond to a guy who felt the need to explain his own joke. There are two rules of comedy: 1. Never explain your jokes. 2. Don't spit on your audience.
ClaytorNator 12
Perdix, really... You have to be some 10-12 year old kid wanting to be cool. I really, REALLY could care less about any opinion that you have about me. Thanks. :)
Shrike 24
Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less? But yeah, whatever high ground you may have had (none at all) is gone after that childish passive-aggressive excuse of a comeback to a valid comment.
graceinsheepwear 34
69, perdix is pretty beloved on this site. You aren't gonna win this one.
TheDoctor10 28
Different sizes?! That's horrible!