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Trooper This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Caterham, United Kingdom

Introverts of the world can relate

Today, I saw the postman approach my house through the window, and my immediate reaction was to drop to the floor in fear. FML

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revolvearoundme 15

Why would you have any reaction to a postman? Heck my mail today consisted of a letter that said I bought and ate recalled food, a recall for my car, 3 debt collection notices, and a letter from my issuance saying they're going to raise the price of my asthma medication at the end of the month. I'll probably get more bad news tomorrow. Still indifferent to the postman.

abNormal62 23

If he was approaching your house through the window he wasn't a mailman he was a Peeping Tom. You did the right thing, it said no one here to look at move along

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Comments (56)

KingSquisher 13

Learn just a bit of martial arts. It boosts confidence and if you want to stay with it you'll eventually be a badass.

Yapiej 21

Maybe get therapy if this happens a lot or continues..

bilboswaggins2 10

The postman is your friend, OP. Who else would bring you packages from online purchases? :)

False_Stupidity 42

Possibly numerous courier companies, not sure which ones are in the UK.

novdestiny 23

Hugz OP :-(

scottishoatmeal 22

I'm from the UK too bro, I know exactly what you mean.

seemetrot_fml 16

I used to do this when I was a kid. Wait until I could see him coming through the window, then drop to the floor and hide until he left.

uchihadesendent 14

You remind me of fluttershy OP

silentanna 7

I'm just taking a guess, but you have anxiety? I do the same thing.

MrsHoffman 11

Now I am curious, what did you do??