Trooper
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Caterham, United Kingdom
Introverts of the world can relate
Today, I saw the postman approach my house through the window, and my immediate reaction was to drop to the floor in fear. FML
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revolvearoundme 15
Why would you have any reaction to a postman? Heck my mail today consisted of a letter that said I bought and ate recalled food, a recall for my car, 3 debt collection notices, and a letter from my issuance saying they're going to raise the price of my asthma medication at the end of the month. I'll probably get more bad news tomorrow. Still indifferent to the postman.
abNormal62 23
If he was approaching your house through the window he wasn't a mailman he was a Peeping Tom. You did the right thing, it said no one here to look at move along
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runfoxierun 5
I mean, from the name "Trooper" I would've guessed maybe former military. So perhaps this was a reaction based on PTSD or something similar?? But I can only speculate....
chirstinap325 23
Maybe OP thought it was Jehovahs witness. Understandable response.
Xwiint 4
This is why you should get a dog.
vishadowpilot 7
Do you need a safe space?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't fear the Reaper, fear the Postman.