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nato This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Identity crisis

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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It's ok, Dave

My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."

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Reminds me of my dish washing days when the owner called me Dan, guess this was due to 2 other Dan's working as dishwashers too

Thats sucks Dave

2moro you should walk in and tell every1 your Bob

Lol that's terrible

I see exactly what he's doing here he's waiting for you to ask him to stop so he can say "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave"

Just take it as a nickname, it's not like he's calling you Fucktard Von Bastardington is it. I call everyone Dave.

Well then correct them everytime they say Dave. Common sense, come on now.

Kinda sounds like my predicament. Just had four people realize that I'm in their grade after being there for two years. Jeez.

Cant't blame em in a way, who CAN hear a name 100% properly with those damn coffee grinders constantly gnawing at your eardrums?

Then maybe u should actually talk to people in your work and be social instead of posting everything that happens to u online