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nato This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Identity crisis

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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It's ok, Dave

My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."

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Now when someone calls by Dave, just tell them 'my name is Nathan the Mason'. You know, something that will get stuck in their minds.

Why not just try out the name 'Dave' for a while? Maybe you'll like it, and it's who you're truly meant to be! Obviously the whole office agrees that 'Dave' fits you well...

Shut up and get back to work, Dave.

"These are the Daves I know, I know, These are the Daves I know!"

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT

Maybe so, but do you have the balls? DO YOU?

doglover100 29

They sound nothing alike.

You mean you're not Ayman?

I always get Asland and once I got Ass. My name is Ashlyn. :c

andthepennydrops 6

**insert are you f*cking kidding me meme here**

Happened to me, but with "Mandy". I'm Jen. It got to the point that when I was in a play, they posted my part as "Played by Mandy".