nato
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Identity crisis
Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML
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TheOneTC 8
It's ok, Dave
JustKittyKat 24
My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."
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blackpuddle 30
16, I work at a sbux, we listen but it's loud behind the counter and easy to mishear. The name policy honestly causes more problems then good in most cases.
perdix 31
Send the hot secretary, Debra, photos of your junk from "Dave." If she likes it, you can have sex "like a BAWS," but if she doesn't, they'll look to fire "Dave" while innocent little Nathan just keeps plugging away.
gc327072 31
'cause you know everyone wants Nathan's hot dog.
perdix 31
#38, ugh, now I see Kobyashi and Joey Chestnut going at it head-to-head and I want to throw up.
mario2012 18
*in Hal's voice* I'm sorry that's happening to you Dave.
brianjman14 23
Nathan Explosion?
buckdharma 38
Looks like Dave will be getting a lot of back pay.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Just correct him, op. Maybe your boss just isn't good with names.
manlove38 23
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firefly319 7
Thank you for your well thought contribution to the discussion.
taranpreet 7
I used to work at Starbucks..always asked to spell their name..one customer said Timothy and a coworker nonchalantly wrote Jimbo
tdharris9 1
The solution is simple. Slay your boss to establish your dominance as Nathan at work.
gc327072 31
It's simple. We kill the bossman
qirde_15 5
then you're a good ninja