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nato This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Identity crisis

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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It's ok, Dave

My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."

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crazytwinsmom 25

Dave's not here man.

BEST COMMENT!

Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

Who has time to remember names while trying to make money. Ain't nobody got time for dat.

Karalela44 15

Tell them your name isn't Dave?

Call him Dave and see how he likes it

Say there are too many Daves and you want to be Marvin O'Gravel Balloonface.

well Noor, that's probably because the starbucks guy couldn't remember her name and decided to replace it with another arabic name. Male. Oh well,...

It's okay; wear a name tag

TheDrifter 24

Odd, the Starbucks lady always writes Cheech on mine, no matter what I tell her my name is.

It's better to be incorrectly addressed than not getting identified at all.

gregkingsley 4

Now do something that u will be remembered for in a good way. Then correct them when u get the praise for it.