Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, when my roommate asked me what was wrong, I told him that something I ate was making me feel sick. He works 10+ hours a day, and I didn't have the heart to tell him that the putrid smell of his feet was making me nauseous. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Surreptitiously spray her feet with fragrant disinfectant every time you walk past her. Soon she'll be smelling like Spring Flowers and Ocean Spray, and people will be begging her to walk around barefoot.
giantsfan2010 23
You should talk to her about it.
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Comments (90)
Vegetarian27 24
Reading this gave me a headache.
Horseman_ 16
Are we sure it's not your spelling that's affecting your work?
Trolloled 16
Somebody's "E" key is broken.
anney918 1
Why is the spelling so terrible in all of the recent 'FMLS'?? Come on, how hard is it to spell check your words man. "Mah" "pratty" "avary" "sha"?? Learn to spell correctly.?
BananaaBread 13
I'm surprised so many people are falling for this April Fools prank._.
monkeygirl8 2
Well maybe if you learned how to spell, people would be able to understand you and the woman would actually want to talk to you!!!
warelephant 11
This is dumb, learn how to spell..
lawlzoor 7
You suck. Learn english.
SupernovaEclipse 19
What the the hell are you saying
MrCantgetright 4
A's are not backwards E's. please un-**** yourself.
tanishpradhan 20
April fools guys..