Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I visited a friend and her new baby. The baby had a tight constrictive headband and a clearly wet cloth nappy on. I tried to give some friendly advice on why this was bad, but she shot me down, saying what would I know, I don't have a kid. She's 17 and I'm a 26-year-old practicing midwife. FML
Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
Today, in my role as a social worker, I was ordered by the court to take a very pregnant, petite 15-year-old for a prenatal exam. I'm an adult man. As she waddled into her appointment, I turned to see hate-filled stares in the entire waiting room. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
And I hope you told her that and also told her maybe to not be such a hideous human.
MyNameIsPorter 23
Yeah, I'd say she's a little less than "sweet".
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Comments (21)
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
did you point that out to her?
leximichelle 13
On the bright side, apparently strangers think you look really young, so you’ll look 20 in your 40s. Don’t let irritatingly rude people get you down.
Sonotsuave 37
Other than being rude, and not true, that’s still never something that should be shared aloud even if she is a disgusting enough person to be thinking it! Some people have balls in the wrong way. I hope you let her have it.
Whyjustwhy15 4
Old or not she was a bitch!
Valeon_K 16
"Maybe if you weren't so old, you'd be able to remember your manners. Ancient hag."
Miss_Kat 7
Even if you really were 15 that's a shitty thing to say.. people suck.
thisisbutaname 38
"maybe if you knew how to keep your mouth closed, you wouldn't be such an asshole, asshole"
HonestAbe500 7
Maybe if that old lady didn't have a dick up her ass she'd mind her own business but that's a pretty neat passive aggressive compliment