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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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I'm not kidding
Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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dreamering 16
That thing is not used for fishing.
GravyGuy 11
You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.
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fml_psl 0
Hmm
squishy01 0
Don't feel bad. It happened to my friend and I was the one that had to make the call.
PapaCool_fml 0
I guess it's too much for you to remove it yourself. Or it finally came, a opportunity to show your **** to your doctor??
shortie916 0
How did you get a tick there? Where yougoing comando?
make_me_smile 4
why dint u just say penis? guys only have one man part while we girls have two, well we actually have three, a ****** and 2 boobs. but that's besides the point. just say penis instead of man parts. the only people who say "man part" instead if penis is clean, not dirty people like me.
make_me_smile 4
my point is girls can say "woman part" because then no one knows which one they r talking about, whereas with guys, we all know which part ur talking about.
make_me_smile 4
in case u dint know it's the penis
xion776 0
YDI...we do have a pair of nuts.
Firebirdfreak47_fml 0
Hmmm maybe you should get twezzers and pull it of ur dick ur self dumbass no wonder why the nurse was laughin her ass off
hunger993 0
this happened to me and it appears to be diturbingly common
athena3100 9
Just take a sewing needle and heat it with a lighter then touch it with the needle. Should work. If not u just have to hold the lighter to it cause u can only get them off w/ fire or heat. Really hot heat.
cknsanwich 0
This happened to me this summer!!!
P0W3RRANGER 0
how do u get ticks on that lol